Single in the City

Simon is looking forward to the beach life in Cyprus

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It’s goodbye from me...

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Ooh la la – a little language problem

Simon was surprised to see what his 'alternative' life story was

Simon was surprised to see what his 'alternative' life story was

5

Reports of my death...

Making a meal of things

Making a meal of things

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Making a meal of things

It's a beautfiul world

It's a beautfiul world

1

It's a beautfiul world

Honesty is the best policy

Honesty is the best policy

Honesty is the best policy

Marlon Brando in The Godfather

Marlon Brando in The Godfather

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Born to be the Godfather

5

On yer bike

Counting the cost of being tight

Counting the cost of being tight

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Counting the cost of being tight

Simon Carr as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

Simon Carr as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

2

Why I shelled out for a turtle suit

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Meeting Katie

The suspense is killing me

The suspense is killing me

3

The suspense is killing me

Yachty hotties at Cowes

Yachty hotties at Cowes

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Yachty hotties

Milking it for all it’s worth

Milking it for all it’s worth

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Milking it for all it’s worth

Selling myself short

Selling myself short

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Selling myself short

Why do I do this to myself?

Why do I do this to myself?

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Why do I do this to myself?

A very sick boy

A very sick boy

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A very sick boy

Simon gets fishy

Simon gets fishy

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Simon gets fishy

Cream of the crop

Cream of the crop

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Cream of the crop

A question of attitude

A question of attitude

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A question of attitude

Approaching the end of my shelf life

Approaching the end of my shelf life

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Approaching the end of my shelf life

Not such a bad year

Not such a bad year

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Not such a bad year

Single in the mistletoe season

Single in the mistletoe season

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Single in the mistletoe season

Not a bus in sight

Not a bus in sight

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Brushing off the cold shoulder

Engaging thoughts

Engaging thoughts

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Engaging thoughts

First class male

First class male

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First class male

Simon's full of beans

Simon's full of beans

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Simon's full of beans

We even had to arm wrestle – I beat her

We even had to arm wrestle – I beat her

2

Was it all just an act?

Giddy up, cowboy

Giddy up, cowboy

2

Giddy up, cowboy

Bear Grylls, survival expert

Bear Grylls, survival expert

2

The great outdoors? No thanks.

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Not so lucky dip

Renata Nunez teaches Simon Carr some new tricks on the dance floor

Renata Nunez teaches Simon Carr some new tricks on the dance floor

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Our Simon tries to look good on the dance floor

Too many friends

Too many friends

2

Time to bring false friends to book

Dolphins: Not to be trusted

Dolphins: Not to be trusted

2

Braving the shark infested waters of spirituality

Weaving a tangled web

Weaving a tangled web

Weaving a tangled web

Putting the (toilet) lid on domestic bliss

Putting the (toilet) lid on domestic bliss

Putting the (toilet) lid on domestic bliss

Bono. Why exactly is he wearing those glasses constantly?

Bono. Why exactly is he wearing those glasses constantly?

Trying to keep cool in sunglasses

5

Close shave before Aussie date

Instant attraction

Instant attraction

Instant attraction

A bit of DIY called for

A bit of DIY called for

It’s do or DIY in a bid to become ‘handy’

Animal attraction

Animal attraction

Animal attraction

A bit of shhh please!

A bit of shhh please!

2

A bit of ssshhh please!

Animated attraction

The sexy footie fans

The sexy footie fans

3

The sexy footie fans

Matt Le Tissier

Matt Le Tissier

1

Adding some celebrity sparkle

Training to become an artbreaker

Training to become an artbreaker

Training to become an artbreaker

Saraj Jessica Parker in Sex and the City 2

Saraj Jessica Parker in Sex and the City 2

With friends like these

Hint of romance makes me shy

Ghost of a chance

Ghost of a chance

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Ghost of a chance

Who needs friends? Especially old ones

Who needs friends? Especially old ones

1

Who needs friends? Especially old ones

Drawing on my inner chav... innit?

Drawing on my inner chav... innit?

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Drawing on my inner chav... innit?

An awkward date for Simon Carr

An awkward date for Simon Carr

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The awkward date

1

Going the distance for a date

Clown, Simon Carr

Clown, Simon Carr

Laughter, the best aphrodisiac?

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